Cabo, Mexico

Where Dora isn't embarrassing. Where quessidilas are breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch, linner, snack, and dessert.

Where marlins giggle at the top of there gills (Giggling Marlin). Where letters have squarely things on them (ã). Where words have genders. Where, if this happens...

Where do u work-man 1

Oh I work at the office- man 2

It really means a breakfast restaurant on the beach. And when you need to see a doctor, Doctor Hangover can put you to sleep instantly! ....tequila.....

Only in Mexico...

Bands at every restaurant

I was talking about Canada and guess what happens!

Many Canadians come to Cabo! YAY I LOVE CANADA!!!

-Josh

Question to ponder #1

In Mexico, does Dora speak Spanish and she teaches you English? What about France? "hello, diz iz Dorah." (French accent)

Winning!

>Oh Charlie..... Your a loser.
Now pocket god made you turn into a tiger on their app (I phone/I pod touch app "pocket god").
The game has you turn into a tiger. Psh tiger blood.
Your a 'TOTAL FREAKIN ROCK STAR FROM MARS?'
Well I'm a TOTAL FREAKIN ROCK STAR FROM PLUTO. Suck on that.
I'm a winner. Your a loser. WINNING! You think taking drugs is a good thing? Well so is murder, cheating, and stealing (sarcasm). The gregory brothers (YouTube.com/schmoyoho) made a remix on you called Winning. App store made a sound board app on you. They did that to make fun of you smart 1. You and your "goddesses". Your not even a god.
-Josh

Perspective

Look at life in a different PERSPECTIVE.

Why waves are formed

Have you ever wondered why theres those giant invasions of water devestating your beaches?
Well, waves work in a process called, WAVE MAKING PROCESS. Have you ever noticed sand crabs in the water? Well the crabs push the water from underground, creating a force, and the oils and other gross things are pushed above the ground. Like in a massage, how all the gunk gets out of your worthless body. Just kidding, your only semi-worthless. Then the gunks are turned blue because the sky rubs off its magic. The waves move onto shore trying to scrub the magic off.
-Josh

The war

Of NINJAS/PRINCESSES/EPIC CRAP AND STUFFZ

TO BE EDITED IN THE FUTURE

Sandwitch

Down in the bowels of hell, theres a factory. In this factory, are many Witches. These witches work there asses off day and night. The factory is a company called S.M.W. Or, Sand.Making.Witches...

The witches make the sand and ship it to all beaches across Mexico, America, And Canada. Next to that factory is the factory of eggs. Devils make the eggs so chickens have something to do during there wasted lives. (deviled eggs) and lobsters make rocks (rock lobsters)