This nation needs to change! I always want to do something. If you do something silly or goofy or something, everyones always like, "YOUR SO WEIRD!" Listen retards. Without weirdos in the world, nothing would be fun. Its like painting a picture with 1 color. Like Super Heros that only have 1 power. Like Harry Potter with only 1 spell! He would go to Voldemort, and Fail, because he doesn't know how to shake things up a bit. Shake It, By Metro Station, really means, to be creative, wild, vivid, epic, gnarly, radical! People need to understand how boring they are. They call you stupid. There the only stupid ones! Seriously, you say my videos are "umm, its interesting..." Im sure it is! Because im defying the laws of normallity. Im pushing the limit. Im showing the world, a change has to come. We only got 1 world. But inside the world are many people. And if everyone was the same, then everything would be stupid and boring.
~Josh~
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Thurday- STREET BEAT Pt. 2
Okay, So
Dude, What would happen if we became the Trash Can Homies!
I went down to my friends house filming a youtube vid, and we decided to make a song. It is called Trash Can Homies by Trash Can Homies! We took his trash cans and buckets, and jammed out! Posted this on youtube, its EPIC!
Dude, What would happen if we became the Trash Can Homies: PAINT BUCKET MADNESS!
Dude, What would happen if we became the Trash Can Homies!
I went down to my friends house filming a youtube vid, and we decided to make a song. It is called Trash Can Homies by Trash Can Homies! We took his trash cans and buckets, and jammed out! Posted this on youtube, its EPIC!
Dude, What would happen if we became the Trash Can Homies: PAINT BUCKET MADNESS!
Monday, April 18, 2011
A chat with my Father
Anything Underlined is what he said.
Hey Dad.
Howz Life?
You mind if I say Oy' a lot?
How about if I flip my hair?
Or show my abs?
Well should I get to the questions?
Well I will!
Fave Cartoon
Fave cartoon Character
Fave Movie
Fave Dorky thing like things a nerd would like
Am I epic?
Fave singer
Fave Band
I CALLED THAT 1!
Suck on dat!
Fave song
Least fave singer
Least fave band
Do you like Jb?
Do you like Jaden Smith?
How about Rebbecca Black?
Ozzie Osbourne?
Fave toy
Fave thing growing up
Fave Blog
Fave Youtube Vid
Of mine?
Thanks
&&Suck on dat!
Hey Dad.
Howz Life?
You mind if I say Oy' a lot?
How about if I flip my hair?
Or show my abs?
Well should I get to the questions?
Well I will!
Fave Cartoon
Fave cartoon Character
Fave Movie
Fave Dorky thing like things a nerd would like
Am I epic?
Fave singer
Fave Band
I CALLED THAT 1!
Suck on dat!
Fave song
Least fave singer
Least fave band
Do you like Jb?
Do you like Jaden Smith?
How about Rebbecca Black?
Ozzie Osbourne?
Fave toy
Fave thing growing up
Fave Blog
Fave Youtube Vid
Of mine?
Thanks
&&Suck on dat!
Monday-Best singers of all time
1. Mj-TEEHEE!
2. Freddie Mercury (Queen)- WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!
3. Elvis Preseley- Ain't 'nothin but a hound dog!
4. Eminem- First white rapper
5. Aretha Franklyn- R.E.S.P.E.C.T
6. Frank Sinatra- Chicago! Chigago!
7. John Lennon
8. Paul Mcarthy
9. Barbara Striesand- NOT Duck Sauce
10. Steven Tyler- RUN DMC "WALK THIS WAY!!!!!!!!!!!"
11. Bono-Sunday Bloody Sunday!
12. Jon Bon Jovi- I mean everyone knows "livin on a Prayer"
13. Billie Joe Armstrong- Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot! EH!
14. Maddona- Only got 4 minutes to write this post!
15. Elton Jon- The rocket Man!
~jOSH~
2. Freddie Mercury (Queen)- WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!
3. Elvis Preseley- Ain't 'nothin but a hound dog!
4. Eminem- First white rapper
5. Aretha Franklyn- R.E.S.P.E.C.T
6. Frank Sinatra- Chicago! Chigago!
7. John Lennon
8. Paul Mcarthy
9. Barbara Striesand- NOT Duck Sauce
10. Steven Tyler- RUN DMC "WALK THIS WAY!!!!!!!!!!!"
11. Bono-Sunday Bloody Sunday!
12. Jon Bon Jovi- I mean everyone knows "livin on a Prayer"
13. Billie Joe Armstrong- Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot! EH!
14. Maddona- Only got 4 minutes to write this post!
15. Elton Jon- The rocket Man!
~jOSH~
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Saturday-free style-basketball
Friday, April 15, 2011
Friday-Shirley Temple
Whenever I think of Shirley Temple I think of the cocktail. I'm 11 years old now, and here in 2011, there's this 82 year old woman iv'e never heard of till I saw these really annoying commercials advertising "OMYGOD! The return of Shirley Temple! Buy her DVD". I was pretty upset when I realized there were other things besides my 3rd favorite Drink. Rootbeer, Smoothie, Shirley Temple, Sprite, Water. I feel thirsty now! Thanks a lot Shirley!
So these songs...There really annoying.
It sounds like Ozzie Osbourne turning into a child, or even Rebbecca Black.
So these songs...There really annoying.
It sounds like Ozzie Osbourne turning into a child, or even Rebbecca Black.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Thursday-STREET BEAT
Dude, What would Happen...
IF WE BECAME THE TRASH CAN HOMIES!
This band played for our school today, called Street Beat (Streetbeattheshow.com).
They play with Paint Buckets and Trash Bins and junk. We started calling them the Trash Can Homies.
Or even Junk Yard Jam. Or the Rusty Hammering.
So I wanted to form a band, called Trash Can Homies. However, I have no trash cans like that. I have these retarded giant plastic ones. 1 day, I'll be a hit band. We are the trash can homies. And litterally, we play with trash. I went to Ba`ja Fresh, and these knives were outside, with this tin foil and plastic dish, so I started drumming with knives.
Dude what would happen if we became the Trash Can Homies!?
EPICNEZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF WE BECAME THE TRASH CAN HOMIES!
This band played for our school today, called Street Beat (Streetbeattheshow.com).
They play with Paint Buckets and Trash Bins and junk. We started calling them the Trash Can Homies.
Or even Junk Yard Jam. Or the Rusty Hammering.
So I wanted to form a band, called Trash Can Homies. However, I have no trash cans like that. I have these retarded giant plastic ones. 1 day, I'll be a hit band. We are the trash can homies. And litterally, we play with trash. I went to Ba`ja Fresh, and these knives were outside, with this tin foil and plastic dish, so I started drumming with knives.
Dude what would happen if we became the Trash Can Homies!?
EPICNEZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Tuesday-Flat world
If the earth was flat...
Like a giant disk in the sky. For starters, you wouldn't be able to jump. You'd fly off the face of the earth. It has no atmosphere, and no gravitational pull. If a sailor wanted to sail to the edge of the world, (literally) they'd fall right off. If a meteor was to strike, it would break off a chunk of the world. People would have to be chained to the ground, so they wouldn't fall off. Would the earth rotate like a record? Or would it flip like a coin? And the sun, wheres the equator? Is it the radius? But if it flips like a coin... Then the equator would be all over the place. Would the moon be flat too? And what would be on the bottom of the earth? This confuses me...
Monday, April 11, 2011
Monday-Best Moments in U.S History
1. Declaration of Independence- America becomes a free country.
2. March on Washington- Martin Luther King Jr said, "Thank god all mighty, we are free at last!!" End of racism.
3. Battle of Yorktown-Cornwallis is surrounded by minutemen and French Fleet.
4. Neil Armstrong lands on moon- Space, Final frontier.
5. Barrack Obama elected president-First African American
2. March on Washington- Martin Luther King Jr said, "Thank god all mighty, we are free at last!!" End of racism.
3. Battle of Yorktown-Cornwallis is surrounded by minutemen and French Fleet.
4. Neil Armstrong lands on moon- Space, Final frontier.
5. Barrack Obama elected president-First African American
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Sunday-A comercial
Buy the new POWER DIAPER. It's made of titanium, steel, iron, brass, bronze, iron, steel, and titanium. Oh and brass. Try hitting it? Your hand will fall off! It's made of the strongest materials known to man! And several known to aliens! It decomposes your babies droppings! Literally! With built in lasers, you never need to change! It even has cup holders for your babies beer! Even Ozzie Osborne loves his Power Diaper. Users also bought Power Bra, Power Bracelet, and Power Cup. ~Josh~
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Saturday-Free Style-California
California is a country next to USA (the 49 states). California, is from the pig latin root, ALIca, and ORNIAfa, means Alica the Original. Alicia Keys settled this country traveling the forests and desserts, looking for a music studio. She got bored of "New York" (Empire State of Mind). This place was named the Golden Country because the studio was made out of...bronze. Many years ago, the acient Cherocoke indians (Cherokee) would build music studios across this unsettled land. They were really interested in the flutes. Oh, and the Jack Black Eyed Peas. Jack Black was the dictator of the 49 states, so citizens started to cross over the border of Board games, and made it to the less boring California.
Sports-
California is the home of BasketFoot, where you take a football, and jump into the basketball hoop. California also has other sports, such as Socker, were 2 people go in a ring, and punch each other. Then in Boxing, players would get in their boxes and use them like bumper carts.
Geography- California is completely flat. Except for the non-flat parts. It's dry up north, and snowy south, near Los Mammoth (L.a. and Mammoth). If you plan on vacationing, and you hate the snow, go to A.L (Angelous Los). California is were earth quakes were invented. Mr. Elastic's arm starts to itch, so he reaches under the ground, and rubs it against the bottom of the surface. Then everyone shakes, and people paint the ground so it looks like cracks. Why? Because I said so.
Politics- California is Run by King Elizabeth. California is under a Monarchy, or in other words, "I'm the boss, get me some scones!"
Laws- Theres 1 law, and thats, Because I said so. There is no asking "Why" or "How" even "What."
population- The population is a high number. "OVER 9, THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Area- California is the largest country, besides the larger ones.
Why move here- Don't. I was payed to say this.
Conclusion- Alicia Keys and Jay-Z sound beast together!
Sports-
California is the home of BasketFoot, where you take a football, and jump into the basketball hoop. California also has other sports, such as Socker, were 2 people go in a ring, and punch each other. Then in Boxing, players would get in their boxes and use them like bumper carts.
Geography- California is completely flat. Except for the non-flat parts. It's dry up north, and snowy south, near Los Mammoth (L.a. and Mammoth). If you plan on vacationing, and you hate the snow, go to A.L (Angelous Los). California is were earth quakes were invented. Mr. Elastic's arm starts to itch, so he reaches under the ground, and rubs it against the bottom of the surface. Then everyone shakes, and people paint the ground so it looks like cracks. Why? Because I said so.
Politics- California is Run by King Elizabeth. California is under a Monarchy, or in other words, "I'm the boss, get me some scones!"
Laws- Theres 1 law, and thats, Because I said so. There is no asking "Why" or "How" even "What."
population- The population is a high number. "OVER 9, THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Area- California is the largest country, besides the larger ones.
Why move here- Don't. I was payed to say this.
Conclusion- Alicia Keys and Jay-Z sound beast together!
Friday, April 8, 2011
Friday-Japanese Earthquake
Recently, Japan was destroyed by an 8.4 earthquake. Then a tsunami destroyed and killed some more. The death toll was over thousands. This was the 5th worst earthquake in history. And I ordered a new camera, and the parts have to be shipped from Japan!!!! I don't plan on getting that camera any time soon.
DAYS OF A WEEK
Okay, Ive came up with some-what of a scedule for my postings during the week.
Monday-List, 1-a number of faves, least faves on a different topic each week.
Tuesday-A long story, paragraph or two, about a random/interesting topic.
Wednesday-Who to make fun of, or what, find a topic, make it funny.
Thursday-Hypothesis/DUDE! WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. A start and a conclusion.
Friday-Pros and Cons, or turning something that sounds bad into decent humor.
Weekends-Free style. Any crap I want.
Monday-List, 1-a number of faves, least faves on a different topic each week.
Tuesday-A long story, paragraph or two, about a random/interesting topic.
Wednesday-Who to make fun of, or what, find a topic, make it funny.
Thursday-Hypothesis/DUDE! WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. A start and a conclusion.
Friday-Pros and Cons, or turning something that sounds bad into decent humor.
Weekends-Free style. Any crap I want.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Hey
I'm testing this from posterous. Im supposed to do something funny or interesting in a post.. Hmm! RED RUM!
Sheenie Weenie
Question: How many drugs did Charlie take?
Hypothesis: About the amount a ROCK STAR FROM MARS would take.
Conclusion: How many drugs did Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
...Dammit im Mad
Spelled Backwards
Dammit im Mad...
Hypothesis: About the amount a ROCK STAR FROM MARS would take.
Conclusion: How many drugs did Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
...Dammit im Mad
Spelled Backwards
Dammit im Mad...
my report pt. 1
Susan B. Anthony
By Josh Have you ever wondered how women got their right to vote? Well Susan B. Anthony, A women inspiration, believed "Failure is Impossible," which is one of the most famous quotes of all time, said by Susan herself. This massive hero fought with words, by protesting, and starting organizations, her entire life, to end women sufferage. She traveled around the world speaking out to get people to understand her desire. If it wasn't for Anthony, girls today would not be able to vote, and therefore, the country would be run by men. Susan will be remembered in the hearts of American ladies forever on.
On a chilly and frosty winter's day, Febuaru 15, 1820, the famous and truly inspiring, Susan B. Anthony was born at a cozy farm near Adams, Massachusetts. Her caring father with the name of Daniel, happened to be a member of the civil and peaceful Quaker group. Susan's mother Lucy, was a baptist, and she like her daughter had a father named Daniel, who fought in the intense American Revolution, that gave our country freedom from Britain and King George III. Susan had 3 sisters and 2 brothers, she being the 2nd child. When Anthony was 6 years old, she moved with her family to a decent brick house, in Battenville, New York, lovated in the Hudson Valley Region. She lived approximently 6 miles from Albany, New York. Her large, sturdy house had a store and an interesting schoolroom. In that schoolroom, Susan, her siblings, and some friendly neighbors were educated by Susan's father. Before, the age of 16. Anthony took a period of time, being a teacher. She took small jobs near her house. Anthony would be grown up soon.
Susan transfered to a Quaker boarding school in 1837, when she was 17. She had hatred for that school, but she wasn't attending it long. Hey family like most others, was finacially ruined in the dreadful, Panic of 1837. They had to sell everyoneuntil their uncil, in a frightening auction until their uncle, Joshua Read, stepped up and saved the family. In 1839, Susan and her family moved to Hardscrabble, New York. They moved again in 1845, to a small farm in Gates, which is west of Rochester, New York. Susan got terribly bored with teaching in 1849, so she helped her father run the farm. perance, a group for helping women rights, accepeted Anthony to join in 1848, where her lifelong career began. During the 1850s, Susan had a fondness for helping women get the right to vote. She met Elizabeth Cady Stanton in Seneca Falls, and they were to become lifelong friends.
By Josh Have you ever wondered how women got their right to vote? Well Susan B. Anthony, A women inspiration, believed "Failure is Impossible," which is one of the most famous quotes of all time, said by Susan herself. This massive hero fought with words, by protesting, and starting organizations, her entire life, to end women sufferage. She traveled around the world speaking out to get people to understand her desire. If it wasn't for Anthony, girls today would not be able to vote, and therefore, the country would be run by men. Susan will be remembered in the hearts of American ladies forever on.
On a chilly and frosty winter's day, Febuaru 15, 1820, the famous and truly inspiring, Susan B. Anthony was born at a cozy farm near Adams, Massachusetts. Her caring father with the name of Daniel, happened to be a member of the civil and peaceful Quaker group. Susan's mother Lucy, was a baptist, and she like her daughter had a father named Daniel, who fought in the intense American Revolution, that gave our country freedom from Britain and King George III. Susan had 3 sisters and 2 brothers, she being the 2nd child. When Anthony was 6 years old, she moved with her family to a decent brick house, in Battenville, New York, lovated in the Hudson Valley Region. She lived approximently 6 miles from Albany, New York. Her large, sturdy house had a store and an interesting schoolroom. In that schoolroom, Susan, her siblings, and some friendly neighbors were educated by Susan's father. Before, the age of 16. Anthony took a period of time, being a teacher. She took small jobs near her house. Anthony would be grown up soon.
Susan transfered to a Quaker boarding school in 1837, when she was 17. She had hatred for that school, but she wasn't attending it long. Hey family like most others, was finacially ruined in the dreadful, Panic of 1837. They had to sell everyoneuntil their uncil, in a frightening auction until their uncle, Joshua Read, stepped up and saved the family. In 1839, Susan and her family moved to Hardscrabble, New York. They moved again in 1845, to a small farm in Gates, which is west of Rochester, New York. Susan got terribly bored with teaching in 1849, so she helped her father run the farm. perance, a group for helping women rights, accepeted Anthony to join in 1848, where her lifelong career began. During the 1850s, Susan had a fondness for helping women get the right to vote. She met Elizabeth Cady Stanton in Seneca Falls, and they were to become lifelong friends.
Elevator
The elevator door wouldn't shut. I kept pressing the shut door button. Over and over. I was getting pretty scared. What if the elevator broke? WHAT IF I KILLED IT?! I pressed the shut door few more times. Then I realized I didn't press the number floor I wanted to go to. Fail :P
Cabo, Mexico
Where Dora isn't embarrassing. Where quessidilas are breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch, linner, snack, and dessert.
Where marlins giggle at the top of there gills (Giggling Marlin). Where letters have squarely things on them (ã). Where words have genders. Where, if this happens...
Where do u work-man 1
Oh I work at the office- man 2
It really means a breakfast restaurant on the beach. And when you need to see a doctor, Doctor Hangover can put you to sleep instantly! ....tequila.....
Only in Mexico...
Bands at every restaurant
I was talking about Canada and guess what happens!
Many Canadians come to Cabo! YAY I LOVE CANADA!!!
-Josh
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Question to ponder #1
In Mexico, does Dora speak Spanish and she teaches you English? What about France? "hello, diz iz Dorah." (French accent)
Winning!
>Oh Charlie..... Your a loser.
Now pocket god made you turn into a tiger on their app (I phone/I pod touch app "pocket god").
The game has you turn into a tiger. Psh tiger blood.
Your a 'TOTAL FREAKIN ROCK STAR FROM MARS?'
Well I'm a TOTAL FREAKIN ROCK STAR FROM PLUTO. Suck on that.
I'm a winner. Your a loser. WINNING! You think taking drugs is a good thing? Well so is murder, cheating, and stealing (sarcasm). The gregory brothers (YouTube.com/schmoyoho) made a remix on you called Winning. App store made a sound board app on you. They did that to make fun of you smart 1. You and your "goddesses". Your not even a god.
-Josh
Now pocket god made you turn into a tiger on their app (I phone/I pod touch app "pocket god").
The game has you turn into a tiger. Psh tiger blood.
Your a 'TOTAL FREAKIN ROCK STAR FROM MARS?'
Well I'm a TOTAL FREAKIN ROCK STAR FROM PLUTO. Suck on that.
I'm a winner. Your a loser. WINNING! You think taking drugs is a good thing? Well so is murder, cheating, and stealing (sarcasm). The gregory brothers (YouTube.com/schmoyoho) made a remix on you called Winning. App store made a sound board app on you. They did that to make fun of you smart 1. You and your "goddesses". Your not even a god.
-Josh
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Why waves are formed
Have you ever wondered why theres those giant invasions of water devestating your beaches?
Well, waves work in a process called, WAVE MAKING PROCESS. Have you ever noticed sand crabs in the water? Well the crabs push the water from underground, creating a force, and the oils and other gross things are pushed above the ground. Like in a massage, how all the gunk gets out of your worthless body. Just kidding, your only semi-worthless. Then the gunks are turned blue because the sky rubs off its magic. The waves move onto shore trying to scrub the magic off.
-Josh
Well, waves work in a process called, WAVE MAKING PROCESS. Have you ever noticed sand crabs in the water? Well the crabs push the water from underground, creating a force, and the oils and other gross things are pushed above the ground. Like in a massage, how all the gunk gets out of your worthless body. Just kidding, your only semi-worthless. Then the gunks are turned blue because the sky rubs off its magic. The waves move onto shore trying to scrub the magic off.
-Josh
Monday, April 4, 2011
Sandwitch
Down in the bowels of hell, theres a factory. In this factory, are many Witches. These witches work there asses off day and night. The factory is a company called S.M.W. Or, Sand.Making.Witches...
The witches make the sand and ship it to all beaches across Mexico, America, And Canada. Next to that factory is the factory of eggs. Devils make the eggs so chickens have something to do during there wasted lives. (deviled eggs) and lobsters make rocks (rock lobsters)
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