California is a country next to USA (the 49 states). California, is from the pig latin root, ALIca, and ORNIAfa, means Alica the Original. Alicia Keys settled this country traveling the forests and desserts, looking for a music studio. She got bored of "New York" (Empire State of Mind). This place was named the Golden Country because the studio was made out of...bronze. Many years ago, the acient Cherocoke indians (Cherokee) would build music studios across this unsettled land. They were really interested in the flutes. Oh, and the Jack Black Eyed Peas. Jack Black was the dictator of the 49 states, so citizens started to cross over the border of Board games, and made it to the less boring California.
Sports-
California is the home of BasketFoot, where you take a football, and jump into the basketball hoop. California also has other sports, such as Socker, were 2 people go in a ring, and punch each other. Then in Boxing, players would get in their boxes and use them like bumper carts.
Geography- California is completely flat. Except for the non-flat parts. It's dry up north, and snowy south, near Los Mammoth (L.a. and Mammoth). If you plan on vacationing, and you hate the snow, go to A.L (Angelous Los). California is were earth quakes were invented. Mr. Elastic's arm starts to itch, so he reaches under the ground, and rubs it against the bottom of the surface. Then everyone shakes, and people paint the ground so it looks like cracks. Why? Because I said so.
Politics- California is Run by King Elizabeth. California is under a Monarchy, or in other words, "I'm the boss, get me some scones!"
Laws- Theres 1 law, and thats, Because I said so. There is no asking "Why" or "How" even "What."
population- The population is a high number. "OVER 9, THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Area- California is the largest country, besides the larger ones.
Why move here- Don't. I was payed to say this.
Conclusion- Alicia Keys and Jay-Z sound beast together!
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