Why we have boogers

Have you ever wondered why boogers are created?
In the nose, there are 2 kingdoms. The nose hairs. And the boogers. The nose hairs' prince Harry Potter and princess Daphny got married with a few of the entire brain. The booger land was at rage, because now the hair land would have a new king. We all know that the king of the hair kingdom is incredibly shaggy and is a master of the jungle. One of the highest generals in booger land was named Boogey man. Well, the boogey man builds up an army of minions.
He had a chip and a marker. They both turned into Peter Parker. (YouTube)
Peter turned into a booger with the boogey man. 1 day, the chip and marker turned into Drake Parker. (Drake and Josh) Drake happened to turn into a massive booger. Together the boogers started an ambush on the hair kingdom of Bieber-ville. Bieber was at rage and cried like a "BABY, BABY BABY, OOHHH!" The boogers surrounded the city and slowly climbed on the ivy walls. Their were nose hairs holding brushes as their defense. Unfortunately, the boogers swamped them in rich, gooey-ness. They were evacuated to the hospital of Cody Simpsons. They were injected with a drug that killed them, but painlessly, so the horror ended. The boogers climbed over the walls, and head down a bridge. However, this was not the capital city, so the prince and princess were not here. The boogey man busted open the shaggy door, but only to lay eyes upon Steven from arrowsmith with his beastage hair. Steven was captured and he said his famous quote, "Give me rock, or give me death." Steven was then killed and his body was buried next to Elvis, who also had beastage hair. The boogers started wobbling down to the main city of hair land. The city was named, Russel Brand-Utopia. Harry potter and Daphne were located on a giant tower in the center of square wall defenses. This city was located right by the edge of the nose. The castle of hair was heavily guarded. The boogers tried a different approach. They decided to clog the nose exit, so the lights would go out, and nobody could see. They ran over and clogged it. Then, like a rocket, everything was blown forward. Harry and Daphy were both thrown out of the nose (This is Carl Malden's nose). The boogey man was clutching on a nose hair. He looked out of the nose. There was this giant black box with some sort of animation on it. A TV! It showed a commercial of a guy using some medicine to clear mucous. "RACIST!" said the boogey man. The boogey man was distracting and he let go of the nose hair. The howling winds threw him out. That's why they call it a nose. Because everyone knows not to mess with Harry Potter. Everyone died except for Peter Parker, who ended up using muecus instead of webs, swinging from building to building.

Double rainbow ponder

I've been pondering this question. If it's a double rainbow, does it have like double the colors? Or is it supposed to be more spontaneous? Less of an arch, more of just a splat of paint floating in the atmosphere? Is it double the size? I've never actually seen a double rainbow. My mother saw a giant bird eating a demented apple, and told me to come see, and I was so excited, because my hopes were up for some other colors in the sky besides blue. "Yay," I would say sarcastically like the opening theme of Mr. Sunshine. Yay... If the ocean was dried up 1 day, would there be no rainbows? That certainly would be hell wouldn't it? Maybe the sky is just some parallel universe. It's a mirror pointing at the vast ocean? If a dolphin swims by, I certainly see color behind it. So maybe if like 50 dolphins swam at the exact same spot... THAT'S HOW RAINBOWS ARE BORN... Then 2 groups of 50 dolphins... DOUBLE RAINBOW!

GUILTY

I didn't do it~Dog
Tell it to the judge kibbler.

OWWWW

Why.
Just why.
To get amusment on the internet?
Is it really worth it?
A better way to do this is to land in the can smart 1.
Also, when you jump, something like flies out of the sky
is that your hat?

Rebbeca Black

We had some weirdos back in the day.
We had Ozzie Osborn, Bieber, and now..
HERRR!                     <D:>
Remeber when music was good?
Tasty?
Fresh?
Funky?
Music-y?
Yea well apparently Black changed the meaning of music.
Music:

an artistic form of auditory communication incorporating instrumental or vocal tones in a structured and continuous manner

After friday: Obsesive, un-needed, wanna-be crap. The act of paying a studio 2000 dollars to make you 200000 dollars. Not really fair.

Anyway, Ark music studio?
Why'd you take her money? You greedy freaks. She was better off not singing. But nooo! You just want her money!
Speaking of the song, there was this line that really confused me.
"Kicking in the front seat, Sittin in the back seat."
Does it really matter what seat your sitting in?
Just sit for crying out loud and enjoy the ride.
Watching her song, was like Fergie at the superbowl.
In other words
A DYING ANIMAL <D:>

But honestly the song wasn't that bad.....(no)
I mean it's catchy right?
"PARTY'N PARTY'N. YEA!"
Her song is such a lie.
My fridays go like this.
School
Sailing (thats fun!)
Lie in bed and watch George Lopez.
She's looking forward to the weekend. Now that shes famous, all weekend she'll be recording songs.
Way to go Rebecca.
~Josh

Describe Josh pt. 1 his hair

- dirty blonde
- shaggy
- long
- cali dude ish
- Soft
- bieber
- flippy
- able to whip back and forth with willow

2 poems
By Josh (NOTE THESE WERE FROM A TV. SHOW"MY WIFE AND KIDS" NOT MY IDEAS, JUST LIKE TO REPEAT THEM)

I call this first 1
Suburban Pain

STAB!
KNIFE!
KILL!
SCREAM!

BELIEVE!

HARK WOMEN SCREAMZ.
IN SUBURBAN PAIN.
SHE IS MAD!
FOR NO D*** REASON!


POEM 2
I CALL THIS 1
WISDOM


OPEN THE DOOR
SHUT THE DOOR
I AM SO CONFUSED
MY HEAD IS BIG
BUT IT IS BIG
WITH WISDOM
WISDOM
WISDOM!!!


~Josh