Why we have boogers

Have you ever wondered why boogers are created?
In the nose, there are 2 kingdoms. The nose hairs. And the boogers. The nose hairs' prince Harry Potter and princess Daphny got married with a few of the entire brain. The booger land was at rage, because now the hair land would have a new king. We all know that the king of the hair kingdom is incredibly shaggy and is a master of the jungle. One of the highest generals in booger land was named Boogey man. Well, the boogey man builds up an army of minions.
He had a chip and a marker. They both turned into Peter Parker. (YouTube)
Peter turned into a booger with the boogey man. 1 day, the chip and marker turned into Drake Parker. (Drake and Josh) Drake happened to turn into a massive booger. Together the boogers started an ambush on the hair kingdom of Bieber-ville. Bieber was at rage and cried like a "BABY, BABY BABY, OOHHH!" The boogers surrounded the city and slowly climbed on the ivy walls. Their were nose hairs holding brushes as their defense. Unfortunately, the boogers swamped them in rich, gooey-ness. They were evacuated to the hospital of Cody Simpsons. They were injected with a drug that killed them, but painlessly, so the horror ended. The boogers climbed over the walls, and head down a bridge. However, this was not the capital city, so the prince and princess were not here. The boogey man busted open the shaggy door, but only to lay eyes upon Steven from arrowsmith with his beastage hair. Steven was captured and he said his famous quote, "Give me rock, or give me death." Steven was then killed and his body was buried next to Elvis, who also had beastage hair. The boogers started wobbling down to the main city of hair land. The city was named, Russel Brand-Utopia. Harry potter and Daphne were located on a giant tower in the center of square wall defenses. This city was located right by the edge of the nose. The castle of hair was heavily guarded. The boogers tried a different approach. They decided to clog the nose exit, so the lights would go out, and nobody could see. They ran over and clogged it. Then, like a rocket, everything was blown forward. Harry and Daphy were both thrown out of the nose (This is Carl Malden's nose). The boogey man was clutching on a nose hair. He looked out of the nose. There was this giant black box with some sort of animation on it. A TV! It showed a commercial of a guy using some medicine to clear mucous. "RACIST!" said the boogey man. The boogey man was distracting and he let go of the nose hair. The howling winds threw him out. That's why they call it a nose. Because everyone knows not to mess with Harry Potter. Everyone died except for Peter Parker, who ended up using muecus instead of webs, swinging from building to building.