Why we have boogers

Have you ever wondered why boogers are created?
In the nose, there are 2 kingdoms. The nose hairs. And the boogers. The nose hairs' prince Harry Potter and princess Daphny got married with a few of the entire brain. The booger land was at rage, because now the hair land would have a new king. We all know that the king of the hair kingdom is incredibly shaggy and is a master of the jungle. One of the highest generals in booger land was named Boogey man. Well, the boogey man builds up an army of minions.
He had a chip and a marker. They both turned into Peter Parker. (YouTube)
Peter turned into a booger with the boogey man. 1 day, the chip and marker turned into Drake Parker. (Drake and Josh) Drake happened to turn into a massive booger. Together the boogers started an ambush on the hair kingdom of Bieber-ville. Bieber was at rage and cried like a "BABY, BABY BABY, OOHHH!" The boogers surrounded the city and slowly climbed on the ivy walls. Their were nose hairs holding brushes as their defense. Unfortunately, the boogers swamped them in rich, gooey-ness. They were evacuated to the hospital of Cody Simpsons. They were injected with a drug that killed them, but painlessly, so the horror ended. The boogers climbed over the walls, and head down a bridge. However, this was not the capital city, so the prince and princess were not here. The boogey man busted open the shaggy door, but only to lay eyes upon Steven from arrowsmith with his beastage hair. Steven was captured and he said his famous quote, "Give me rock, or give me death." Steven was then killed and his body was buried next to Elvis, who also had beastage hair. The boogers started wobbling down to the main city of hair land. The city was named, Russel Brand-Utopia. Harry potter and Daphne were located on a giant tower in the center of square wall defenses. This city was located right by the edge of the nose. The castle of hair was heavily guarded. The boogers tried a different approach. They decided to clog the nose exit, so the lights would go out, and nobody could see. They ran over and clogged it. Then, like a rocket, everything was blown forward. Harry and Daphy were both thrown out of the nose (This is Carl Malden's nose). The boogey man was clutching on a nose hair. He looked out of the nose. There was this giant black box with some sort of animation on it. A TV! It showed a commercial of a guy using some medicine to clear mucous. "RACIST!" said the boogey man. The boogey man was distracting and he let go of the nose hair. The howling winds threw him out. That's why they call it a nose. Because everyone knows not to mess with Harry Potter. Everyone died except for Peter Parker, who ended up using muecus instead of webs, swinging from building to building.

Double rainbow ponder

I've been pondering this question. If it's a double rainbow, does it have like double the colors? Or is it supposed to be more spontaneous? Less of an arch, more of just a splat of paint floating in the atmosphere? Is it double the size? I've never actually seen a double rainbow. My mother saw a giant bird eating a demented apple, and told me to come see, and I was so excited, because my hopes were up for some other colors in the sky besides blue. "Yay," I would say sarcastically like the opening theme of Mr. Sunshine. Yay... If the ocean was dried up 1 day, would there be no rainbows? That certainly would be hell wouldn't it? Maybe the sky is just some parallel universe. It's a mirror pointing at the vast ocean? If a dolphin swims by, I certainly see color behind it. So maybe if like 50 dolphins swam at the exact same spot... THAT'S HOW RAINBOWS ARE BORN... Then 2 groups of 50 dolphins... DOUBLE RAINBOW!

GUILTY

I didn't do it~Dog
Tell it to the judge kibbler.

OWWWW

Why.
Just why.
To get amusment on the internet?
Is it really worth it?
A better way to do this is to land in the can smart 1.
Also, when you jump, something like flies out of the sky
is that your hat?

Rebbeca Black

We had some weirdos back in the day.
We had Ozzie Osborn, Bieber, and now..
HERRR!                     <D:>
Remeber when music was good?
Tasty?
Fresh?
Funky?
Music-y?
Yea well apparently Black changed the meaning of music.
Music:

an artistic form of auditory communication incorporating instrumental or vocal tones in a structured and continuous manner

After friday: Obsesive, un-needed, wanna-be crap. The act of paying a studio 2000 dollars to make you 200000 dollars. Not really fair.

Anyway, Ark music studio?
Why'd you take her money? You greedy freaks. She was better off not singing. But nooo! You just want her money!
Speaking of the song, there was this line that really confused me.
"Kicking in the front seat, Sittin in the back seat."
Does it really matter what seat your sitting in?
Just sit for crying out loud and enjoy the ride.
Watching her song, was like Fergie at the superbowl.
In other words
A DYING ANIMAL <D:>

But honestly the song wasn't that bad.....(no)
I mean it's catchy right?
"PARTY'N PARTY'N. YEA!"
Her song is such a lie.
My fridays go like this.
School
Sailing (thats fun!)
Lie in bed and watch George Lopez.
She's looking forward to the weekend. Now that shes famous, all weekend she'll be recording songs.
Way to go Rebecca.
~Josh

Describe Josh pt. 1 his hair

- dirty blonde
- shaggy
- long
- cali dude ish
- Soft
- bieber
- flippy
- able to whip back and forth with willow

2 poems
By Josh (NOTE THESE WERE FROM A TV. SHOW"MY WIFE AND KIDS" NOT MY IDEAS, JUST LIKE TO REPEAT THEM)

I call this first 1
Suburban Pain

STAB!
KNIFE!
KILL!
SCREAM!

BELIEVE!

HARK WOMEN SCREAMZ.
IN SUBURBAN PAIN.
SHE IS MAD!
FOR NO D*** REASON!


POEM 2
I CALL THIS 1
WISDOM


OPEN THE DOOR
SHUT THE DOOR
I AM SO CONFUSED
MY HEAD IS BIG
BUT IT IS BIG
WITH WISDOM
WISDOM
WISDOM!!!


~Josh

Best songs of the past month

OR FEW MONTHS
MANY NEW HITS HAVE COME OUT

1. JUST CANT GET ENOUGH-BLACK EYED PEAS
2. BUZZIN- MANN FT. 50 CENT
3 ROLLIN IN THE DEEP- ADELE
4. COMING HOME - DIDDY
5. MORE- USHER

Rs Feva

So I went sailing today. Down in NewPort harbor. Just to be able to be on a race boat, Rs Feva's, cruising across the sun reflectant water, makes you feel like your floating. Your flying. The thick refreshing, cool, waves slam against the boat and if your lucky, splash right on to you. The boat starts healing (turn sideways) on it's way to a capsize (tip). When your up on top of the boat during its healing, it feels like your the king of the world. Your a ton higher than Duffy Boats. The boat capsizes, no big deal. You simply climb on the daggerboard and it flips right back up. If your strong enough to lift a few hundred pounds with your legs. Like shown in the pic.
 


See?
Your livin' on the edge duuuuudeee.

BEST POKEMON CARD OF ALL TIME

Dr. Suess

IS IT WITH A FOX
IS IT IN A BOX
BECAUSE THE FOX ATE THE BOX
SO YOU NEED TO GO TO COX
TO BUY A NEW BOX
WATCH OUT FOR THE FOX
AND RED RIDING HOOD
IM FEELING GOOD
IM IN THE HOOD
OF THE BLOCK
TICK ON THE CLOCK
TICKITY TOCK
I ATE A ROCK
AND HIS NAME IS BOB
AND HE GAVE A SOB
CUZ HES A STUPID ROCK
PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH AND TOCK
THE WATCHDOG
HES NOT A HOG
HE IS A DOG
HE ATE A LOG
NAMED FRANK
FRANK WENT TO THE BANK
AND DIED

I touch

I'm testin this from my I touch... Sooooo yeaaa

Ima banana!

how to make peanut butter and jelly. PEANUSTIUS, BUTTERAS, JELLYMUS

PB&J

First, to make this your going to need to grab a shiny plate and a demonic knife to be able to handle the abilities that a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich has. Warning, Sanwhich contains PEE, and NUTS, and BUTTS, and uhh HER! And Jell, and uhh MEE! Carefully slice the peace of bread into 2 slices. Carefully. Count them. 1,2. Slowly seperate the two pieces and put them approximently 3.14 centimeters apart on the plate. If you are going to use a ruler, don't bother, because you would look like an amature. Once they are sperated at the appropriate ammount, jab your demonic knife, into jelly. The strawberry jelly has to be as dark as a real strawberry for it to be natrual.  Get enough jelly onto the knife without dripping If it drips, start over. Weigh the knife with the jelly. If it is under 1 ounce, start over. If it is above, start over. Once it's 1 ounce its just right! Gently place it on the left piece of bread. Spread at the porportion of 2 inches over 3 seconds equalling 2 miles in 3 hours. Then get peanut butter. Creamy not chunky. And it has to be as brown as a pancake cooked perfectly. Take the same amout of peanut butter as the jelly, spread at same speed, but this time in a perfect circle. (3.14) Or PI (TT) Then when both breads are completes covered, you must pray and thank Hashem (Jewish god) for giving us PEANUSTIUS, BUTTERAS, JELLYMUS. Put together both slices gently so nothing squirts out. Then have an epic lunch. Or dinner. Or BRUNCH.

Because your fancy like that.

FLUBBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.......ITS epic.........

aww back in the day

history of rock

IN 1951, the first rock record was released

then in 1953, Elvis makes his first private recordings

in 1959, The great Buddy Holly is killed in a plane crash.

ON TO THE sixties!!!

1964, Beatles hit America with a British invasion

1965      Bob Dylan plugs in at the Newport Folk Festival

in 1970  Grateful Dead release both Workingman's Dead and American Beauty

then a tradgedy

the Beatles break up in that same year

in 1972 Smokey Robinson leaves The Miracles and does his own thing

1977, the famous Elvis dies

1978, Van Haelen releases their first album YAY!

1979, the who realeses movies, go on tour, and 11 people are trampled to death at a concert

1980, John Lennon is murdered in his apartment ROCK IS VIOLENT!

1982, Thriller album by MJ is released IS THAT EVEN ROCK?

1985, we are the world is recorded for the people suffering in USA and AFRICA

1986, rolling stones get a grammy

1993, u2 finishes world tour

1995, rock and roll hall of fame and museum opens in clevelend

NOW A DAYS

WE HAVE BANDS LIKE

ONEREPUBLIC

GREEN DAY

LINKIN PARK

THEY ALL SUCK

SO REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS

AND BANDS

LIKE U2

THE BEATLES

OZZIE OSBORN

LED ZEPPLIN

AC-DC

AND MORE

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Its a double rainbow! D-D-D-D-D--D--D-D-D- DOUBLE RAINBOW!

T-T-T-T-T-T-T--T-T TRIPLE RAINBOW

ATTACK OF THE LLAMA

It flew across the sky. Nobody could make out what anonymous was. 'Its a Bird!' 'Its a Plane!' 'Its Steven From Arrowsmith dreaming on!' No, it's SUPER LLAMA! With its spontaneous fur, how can you tell if it was a llama or an alpaca? The llama flew down with a gentle breeze. He tricked the humans with his soft fur and he took out his laser and shot them. It (or he for it didn't really have a gender) said,"One small prance for llamas, One giant prance for llama-kind." And he dashed into the sunlight. Alpacas were scarred for life.

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epic

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