Top 10 Facial Hair

10-Captain Hook

9-Merlin
8-Jack Sparrow
77-Dumbledore


6-Papa Smurf


5-Billy Mays


4-Garret Bobby Ferguson


3-Ice King


2-Patchy the Pirate


1-THIS GUY!

The world needs to change...

This nation needs to change! I always want to do something. If you do something silly or goofy or something, everyones always like, "YOUR SO WEIRD!" Listen retards. Without weirdos in the world, nothing would be fun. Its like painting a picture with 1 color. Like Super Heros that only have 1 power. Like Harry Potter with only 1 spell! He would go to Voldemort, and Fail, because he doesn't know how to shake things up a bit. Shake It, By Metro Station, really means, to be creative, wild, vivid, epic, gnarly, radical! People need to understand how boring they are. They call you stupid. There the only stupid ones! Seriously, you say my videos are "umm, its interesting..." Im sure it is! Because im defying the laws of normallity. Im pushing the limit. Im showing the world, a change has to come. We only got 1 world. But inside the world are many people. And if everyone was the same, then everything would be stupid and boring.
~Josh~

Thurday- STREET BEAT Pt. 2

Okay, So

Dude, What would happen if we became the Trash Can Homies!

I went down to my friends house filming a youtube vid, and we decided to make a song. It is called Trash Can Homies by Trash Can Homies! We took his trash cans and buckets, and jammed out! Posted this on youtube, its EPIC!

Dude, What would happen if we became the Trash Can Homies: PAINT BUCKET MADNESS!

A chat with my Father

Anything Underlined is what he said.


Hey Dad.
Howz Life?
You mind if I say Oy' a lot?
How about if I flip my hair?
Or show my abs?
Well should I get to the questions?
Well I will!

Fave Cartoon
Fave cartoon Character
Fave Movie
Fave Dorky thing like things a nerd would like
Am I epic?
Fave singer
Fave Band
I CALLED THAT 1!
Suck on dat!
Fave song
Least fave singer
Least fave band
Do you like Jb?
Do you like Jaden Smith?
How about Rebbecca Black?
Ozzie Osbourne?

Fave toy
Fave thing growing up
Fave Blog
Fave Youtube Vid
Of mine?

Thanks
&&Suck on dat!

Monday-Best singers of all time

1. Mj-TEEHEE!
2. Freddie Mercury (Queen)- WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!
3. Elvis Preseley- Ain't 'nothin but a hound dog!
4. Eminem- First white rapper
5. Aretha Franklyn- R.E.S.P.E.C.T
6. Frank Sinatra- Chicago! Chigago!
7. John Lennon
8. Paul Mcarthy
9. Barbara Striesand- NOT Duck Sauce
10. Steven Tyler- RUN DMC "WALK THIS WAY!!!!!!!!!!!"
11. Bono-Sunday Bloody Sunday!
12. Jon Bon Jovi- I mean everyone knows "livin on a Prayer"
13. Billie Joe Armstrong- Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot! EH!
14. Maddona- Only got 4 minutes to write this post!
15. Elton Jon- The rocket Man!

~jOSH~

Sunday-Skating on Water

Saturday-free style-basketball

Da game! The bulls soarin' like Jordan. Playoffs game #1. Bulls down by 5. Get it together Chicago!

Friday-Shirley Temple

Whenever I think of Shirley Temple I think of the cocktail. I'm 11 years old now, and here in 2011, there's this 82 year old woman iv'e never heard of till I saw these really annoying commercials advertising "OMYGOD! The return of Shirley Temple! Buy her DVD". I was pretty upset when I realized there were other things besides my 3rd favorite Drink. Rootbeer, Smoothie, Shirley Temple, Sprite, Water. I feel thirsty now! Thanks a lot Shirley!

So these songs...There really annoying.
It sounds like Ozzie Osbourne turning into a child, or even Rebbecca Black.

Thursday-STREET BEAT

Dude, What would Happen...


IF WE BECAME THE TRASH CAN HOMIES!

This band played for our school today, called Street Beat (Streetbeattheshow.com).

They play with Paint Buckets and Trash Bins and junk. We started calling them the Trash Can Homies.
Or even Junk Yard Jam. Or the Rusty Hammering.
So I wanted to form a band, called Trash Can Homies. However, I have no trash cans like that. I have these retarded giant plastic ones. 1 day, I'll be a hit band. We are the trash can homies. And litterally, we play with trash. I went to Ba`ja Fresh, and these knives were outside, with this tin foil and plastic dish, so I started drumming with knives.

Dude what would happen if we became the Trash Can Homies!?
EPICNEZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday-Flat world

If the earth was flat...
Like a giant disk in the sky. For starters, you wouldn't be able to jump. You'd fly off the face of the earth. It has no atmosphere, and no gravitational pull. If a sailor wanted to sail to the edge of the world, (literally) they'd fall right off. If a meteor was to strike, it would break off a chunk of the world. People would have to be chained to the ground, so they wouldn't fall off. Would the earth rotate like a record? Or would it flip like a coin? And the sun, wheres the equator? Is it the radius? But if it flips like a coin... Then the equator would be all over the place. Would the moon be flat too? And what would be on the bottom of the earth? This confuses me...

Monday-Best Moments in U.S History

1.  Declaration of Independence- America becomes a free country.
2. March on Washington- Martin Luther King Jr said, "Thank god all mighty, we are free at last!!" End of racism.
3. Battle of Yorktown-Cornwallis is surrounded by minutemen and French Fleet.
4. Neil Armstrong lands on moon- Space, Final frontier.
5. Barrack Obama elected president-First African American

Sunday-A comercial

Buy the new POWER DIAPER. It's made of titanium, steel, iron, brass, bronze, iron, steel, and titanium. Oh and brass. Try hitting it? Your hand will fall off! It's made of the strongest materials known to man! And several known to aliens! It decomposes your babies droppings! Literally! With built in lasers, you never need to change! It even has cup holders for your babies beer! Even Ozzie Osborne loves his Power Diaper. Users also bought Power Bra, Power Bracelet, and Power Cup.
~Josh~

Saturday-Free Style-California

California is a country next to USA (the 49 states). California, is from the pig latin root, ALIca, and ORNIAfa, means Alica the Original. Alicia Keys settled this country traveling the forests and desserts, looking for a music studio. She got bored of "New York" (Empire State of Mind). This place was named the Golden Country because the studio was made out of...bronze. Many years ago, the acient Cherocoke indians (Cherokee) would build music studios across this unsettled land. They were really interested in the flutes. Oh, and the Jack Black Eyed Peas. Jack Black was the dictator of the 49 states, so citizens started to cross over the border of Board games, and made it to the less boring California.
Sports-
California is the home of BasketFoot, where you take a football, and jump into the basketball hoop. California also has other sports, such as Socker, were 2 people go in a ring, and punch each other. Then in Boxing, players would get in their boxes and use them like bumper carts.

Geography- California is completely flat. Except for the non-flat parts. It's dry up north, and snowy south, near Los Mammoth (L.a. and Mammoth). If you plan on vacationing, and you hate the snow, go to A.L (Angelous Los). California is were earth quakes were invented. Mr. Elastic's arm starts to itch, so he reaches under the ground, and rubs it against the bottom of the surface. Then everyone shakes, and people paint the ground so it looks like cracks. Why? Because I said so.

Politics- California is Run by King Elizabeth. California is under a Monarchy, or in other words, "I'm the boss, get me some scones!"

Laws- Theres 1 law, and thats, Because I said so. There is no asking "Why" or "How" even "What."

population- The population is a high number. "OVER 9, THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Area- California is the largest country, besides the larger ones.

Why move here- Don't. I was payed to say this.

Conclusion- Alicia Keys and Jay-Z sound beast together!

Friday-Japanese Earthquake

Recently, Japan was destroyed by an 8.4 earthquake. Then a tsunami destroyed and killed some more. The death toll was over thousands. This was the 5th worst earthquake in history. And I ordered a new camera, and the parts have to be shipped from Japan!!!! I don't plan on getting that camera any time soon.

DAYS OF A WEEK

Okay, Ive came up with some-what of a scedule for my postings during the week.

Monday-List, 1-a number of faves, least faves on a different topic each week.
Tuesday-A long story, paragraph or two, about a random/interesting topic.
Wednesday-Who to make fun of, or what, find a topic, make it funny.
Thursday-Hypothesis/DUDE! WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. A start and a conclusion.
Friday-Pros and Cons, or turning something that sounds bad into decent humor.
Weekends-Free style. Any crap I want.

Hey

I'm testing this from posterous. Im supposed to do something funny or interesting in a post.. Hmm! RED RUM!

Sheenie Weenie

Question: How many drugs did Charlie take?
Hypothesis: About the amount a ROCK STAR FROM MARS would take.
Conclusion: How many drugs did Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.


...Dammit im Mad
Spelled Backwards
Dammit im Mad...

Radical

Retarded
Adequate
Damn Fine
It's superior
Crazy
At high Gnarly levels!
Losers step back

my report pt. 1

Susan B. Anthony
By Josh Have you ever wondered how women got their right to vote? Well Susan B. Anthony, A women inspiration, believed "Failure is Impossible," which is one of the most famous quotes of all time, said by Susan herself. This massive hero fought with words, by protesting, and starting organizations, her entire life, to end women sufferage. She traveled around the world speaking out to get people to understand her desire. If it wasn't for Anthony, girls today would not be able to vote, and therefore, the country would be run by men. Susan will be remembered in the hearts of American ladies forever on.
On a chilly and frosty winter's day, Febuaru 15, 1820, the famous and truly inspiring, Susan B. Anthony was born at a cozy farm near Adams, Massachusetts. Her caring father with the name of Daniel, happened to be a member of the civil and peaceful Quaker group. Susan's mother Lucy, was a baptist, and she like her daughter had a father named Daniel, who fought in the intense American Revolution, that gave our country freedom from Britain and King George III. Susan had 3 sisters and 2 brothers, she being the 2nd child. When Anthony was 6 years old, she moved with her family to a decent brick house, in Battenville, New York, lovated in the Hudson Valley Region. She lived approximently 6 miles from Albany, New York. Her large, sturdy house had a store and an interesting schoolroom. In that schoolroom, Susan, her siblings, and some friendly neighbors were educated by Susan's father. Before, the age of 16. Anthony took a period of time, being a teacher. She took small jobs near her house. Anthony would be grown up soon.
Susan transfered to a Quaker boarding school in 1837, when she was 17. She had hatred for that school, but she wasn't attending it long. Hey family like most others, was finacially ruined in the dreadful, Panic of 1837. They had to sell everyoneuntil their uncil, in a frightening auction until their uncle, Joshua Read, stepped up and saved the family. In 1839, Susan and her family moved to Hardscrabble, New York. They moved again in 1845, to a small farm in Gates, which is west of Rochester, New York. Susan got terribly bored with teaching in 1849, so she helped her father run the farm. perance, a group for helping women rights, accepeted Anthony to join in 1848, where her lifelong career began. During the 1850s, Susan had a fondness for helping women get the right to vote. She met Elizabeth Cady Stanton in Seneca Falls, and they were to become lifelong friends.

Dude! What would happen...

If you whipped your hair like Willow? Hairy success!

Elevator

The elevator door wouldn't shut. I kept pressing the shut door button. Over and over. I was getting pretty scared. What if the elevator broke? WHAT IF I KILLED IT?! I pressed the shut door few more times. Then I realized I didn't press the number floor I wanted to go to. Fail :P

Cabo, Mexico

Where Dora isn't embarrassing. Where quessidilas are breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch, linner, snack, and dessert.

Where marlins giggle at the top of there gills (Giggling Marlin). Where letters have squarely things on them (ã). Where words have genders. Where, if this happens...

Where do u work-man 1

Oh I work at the office- man 2

It really means a breakfast restaurant on the beach. And when you need to see a doctor, Doctor Hangover can put you to sleep instantly! ....tequila.....

Only in Mexico...

Bands at every restaurant

I was talking about Canada and guess what happens!

Many Canadians come to Cabo! YAY I LOVE CANADA!!!

-Josh

Question to ponder #1

In Mexico, does Dora speak Spanish and she teaches you English? What about France? "hello, diz iz Dorah." (French accent)

Winning!

>Oh Charlie..... Your a loser.
Now pocket god made you turn into a tiger on their app (I phone/I pod touch app "pocket god").
The game has you turn into a tiger. Psh tiger blood.
Your a 'TOTAL FREAKIN ROCK STAR FROM MARS?'
Well I'm a TOTAL FREAKIN ROCK STAR FROM PLUTO. Suck on that.
I'm a winner. Your a loser. WINNING! You think taking drugs is a good thing? Well so is murder, cheating, and stealing (sarcasm). The gregory brothers (YouTube.com/schmoyoho) made a remix on you called Winning. App store made a sound board app on you. They did that to make fun of you smart 1. You and your "goddesses". Your not even a god.
-Josh

Perspective

Look at life in a different PERSPECTIVE.

Why waves are formed

Have you ever wondered why theres those giant invasions of water devestating your beaches?
Well, waves work in a process called, WAVE MAKING PROCESS. Have you ever noticed sand crabs in the water? Well the crabs push the water from underground, creating a force, and the oils and other gross things are pushed above the ground. Like in a massage, how all the gunk gets out of your worthless body. Just kidding, your only semi-worthless. Then the gunks are turned blue because the sky rubs off its magic. The waves move onto shore trying to scrub the magic off.
-Josh

The war

Of NINJAS/PRINCESSES/EPIC CRAP AND STUFFZ

TO BE EDITED IN THE FUTURE

Sandwitch

Down in the bowels of hell, theres a factory. In this factory, are many Witches. These witches work there asses off day and night. The factory is a company called S.M.W. Or, Sand.Making.Witches...

The witches make the sand and ship it to all beaches across Mexico, America, And Canada. Next to that factory is the factory of eggs. Devils make the eggs so chickens have something to do during there wasted lives. (deviled eggs) and lobsters make rocks (rock lobsters)

Why we have boogers

Have you ever wondered why boogers are created?
In the nose, there are 2 kingdoms. The nose hairs. And the boogers. The nose hairs' prince Harry Potter and princess Daphny got married with a few of the entire brain. The booger land was at rage, because now the hair land would have a new king. We all know that the king of the hair kingdom is incredibly shaggy and is a master of the jungle. One of the highest generals in booger land was named Boogey man. Well, the boogey man builds up an army of minions.
He had a chip and a marker. They both turned into Peter Parker. (YouTube)
Peter turned into a booger with the boogey man. 1 day, the chip and marker turned into Drake Parker. (Drake and Josh) Drake happened to turn into a massive booger. Together the boogers started an ambush on the hair kingdom of Bieber-ville. Bieber was at rage and cried like a "BABY, BABY BABY, OOHHH!" The boogers surrounded the city and slowly climbed on the ivy walls. Their were nose hairs holding brushes as their defense. Unfortunately, the boogers swamped them in rich, gooey-ness. They were evacuated to the hospital of Cody Simpsons. They were injected with a drug that killed them, but painlessly, so the horror ended. The boogers climbed over the walls, and head down a bridge. However, this was not the capital city, so the prince and princess were not here. The boogey man busted open the shaggy door, but only to lay eyes upon Steven from arrowsmith with his beastage hair. Steven was captured and he said his famous quote, "Give me rock, or give me death." Steven was then killed and his body was buried next to Elvis, who also had beastage hair. The boogers started wobbling down to the main city of hair land. The city was named, Russel Brand-Utopia. Harry potter and Daphne were located on a giant tower in the center of square wall defenses. This city was located right by the edge of the nose. The castle of hair was heavily guarded. The boogers tried a different approach. They decided to clog the nose exit, so the lights would go out, and nobody could see. They ran over and clogged it. Then, like a rocket, everything was blown forward. Harry and Daphy were both thrown out of the nose (This is Carl Malden's nose). The boogey man was clutching on a nose hair. He looked out of the nose. There was this giant black box with some sort of animation on it. A TV! It showed a commercial of a guy using some medicine to clear mucous. "RACIST!" said the boogey man. The boogey man was distracting and he let go of the nose hair. The howling winds threw him out. That's why they call it a nose. Because everyone knows not to mess with Harry Potter. Everyone died except for Peter Parker, who ended up using muecus instead of webs, swinging from building to building.

Double rainbow ponder

I've been pondering this question. If it's a double rainbow, does it have like double the colors? Or is it supposed to be more spontaneous? Less of an arch, more of just a splat of paint floating in the atmosphere? Is it double the size? I've never actually seen a double rainbow. My mother saw a giant bird eating a demented apple, and told me to come see, and I was so excited, because my hopes were up for some other colors in the sky besides blue. "Yay," I would say sarcastically like the opening theme of Mr. Sunshine. Yay... If the ocean was dried up 1 day, would there be no rainbows? That certainly would be hell wouldn't it? Maybe the sky is just some parallel universe. It's a mirror pointing at the vast ocean? If a dolphin swims by, I certainly see color behind it. So maybe if like 50 dolphins swam at the exact same spot... THAT'S HOW RAINBOWS ARE BORN... Then 2 groups of 50 dolphins... DOUBLE RAINBOW!

GUILTY

I didn't do it~Dog
Tell it to the judge kibbler.

OWWWW

Why.
Just why.
To get amusment on the internet?
Is it really worth it?
A better way to do this is to land in the can smart 1.
Also, when you jump, something like flies out of the sky
is that your hat?

Rebbeca Black

We had some weirdos back in the day.
We had Ozzie Osborn, Bieber, and now..
HERRR!                     <D:>
Remeber when music was good?
Tasty?
Fresh?
Funky?
Music-y?
Yea well apparently Black changed the meaning of music.
Music:

an artistic form of auditory communication incorporating instrumental or vocal tones in a structured and continuous manner

After friday: Obsesive, un-needed, wanna-be crap. The act of paying a studio 2000 dollars to make you 200000 dollars. Not really fair.

Anyway, Ark music studio?
Why'd you take her money? You greedy freaks. She was better off not singing. But nooo! You just want her money!
Speaking of the song, there was this line that really confused me.
"Kicking in the front seat, Sittin in the back seat."
Does it really matter what seat your sitting in?
Just sit for crying out loud and enjoy the ride.
Watching her song, was like Fergie at the superbowl.
In other words
A DYING ANIMAL <D:>

But honestly the song wasn't that bad.....(no)
I mean it's catchy right?
"PARTY'N PARTY'N. YEA!"
Her song is such a lie.
My fridays go like this.
School
Sailing (thats fun!)
Lie in bed and watch George Lopez.
She's looking forward to the weekend. Now that shes famous, all weekend she'll be recording songs.
Way to go Rebecca.
~Josh

Describe Josh pt. 1 his hair

- dirty blonde
- shaggy
- long
- cali dude ish
- Soft
- bieber
- flippy
- able to whip back and forth with willow

2 poems
By Josh (NOTE THESE WERE FROM A TV. SHOW"MY WIFE AND KIDS" NOT MY IDEAS, JUST LIKE TO REPEAT THEM)

I call this first 1
Suburban Pain

STAB!
KNIFE!
KILL!
SCREAM!

BELIEVE!

HARK WOMEN SCREAMZ.
IN SUBURBAN PAIN.
SHE IS MAD!
FOR NO D*** REASON!


POEM 2
I CALL THIS 1
WISDOM


OPEN THE DOOR
SHUT THE DOOR
I AM SO CONFUSED
MY HEAD IS BIG
BUT IT IS BIG
WITH WISDOM
WISDOM
WISDOM!!!


~Josh

Best songs of the past month

OR FEW MONTHS
MANY NEW HITS HAVE COME OUT

1. JUST CANT GET ENOUGH-BLACK EYED PEAS
2. BUZZIN- MANN FT. 50 CENT
3 ROLLIN IN THE DEEP- ADELE
4. COMING HOME - DIDDY
5. MORE- USHER

Rs Feva

So I went sailing today. Down in NewPort harbor. Just to be able to be on a race boat, Rs Feva's, cruising across the sun reflectant water, makes you feel like your floating. Your flying. The thick refreshing, cool, waves slam against the boat and if your lucky, splash right on to you. The boat starts healing (turn sideways) on it's way to a capsize (tip). When your up on top of the boat during its healing, it feels like your the king of the world. Your a ton higher than Duffy Boats. The boat capsizes, no big deal. You simply climb on the daggerboard and it flips right back up. If your strong enough to lift a few hundred pounds with your legs. Like shown in the pic.
 


See?
Your livin' on the edge duuuuudeee.

BEST POKEMON CARD OF ALL TIME

Dr. Suess

IS IT WITH A FOX
IS IT IN A BOX
BECAUSE THE FOX ATE THE BOX
SO YOU NEED TO GO TO COX
TO BUY A NEW BOX
WATCH OUT FOR THE FOX
AND RED RIDING HOOD
IM FEELING GOOD
IM IN THE HOOD
OF THE BLOCK
TICK ON THE CLOCK
TICKITY TOCK
I ATE A ROCK
AND HIS NAME IS BOB
AND HE GAVE A SOB
CUZ HES A STUPID ROCK
PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH AND TOCK
THE WATCHDOG
HES NOT A HOG
HE IS A DOG
HE ATE A LOG
NAMED FRANK
FRANK WENT TO THE BANK
AND DIED

I touch

I'm testin this from my I touch... Sooooo yeaaa

Ima banana!

how to make peanut butter and jelly. PEANUSTIUS, BUTTERAS, JELLYMUS

PB&J

First, to make this your going to need to grab a shiny plate and a demonic knife to be able to handle the abilities that a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich has. Warning, Sanwhich contains PEE, and NUTS, and BUTTS, and uhh HER! And Jell, and uhh MEE! Carefully slice the peace of bread into 2 slices. Carefully. Count them. 1,2. Slowly seperate the two pieces and put them approximently 3.14 centimeters apart on the plate. If you are going to use a ruler, don't bother, because you would look like an amature. Once they are sperated at the appropriate ammount, jab your demonic knife, into jelly. The strawberry jelly has to be as dark as a real strawberry for it to be natrual.  Get enough jelly onto the knife without dripping If it drips, start over. Weigh the knife with the jelly. If it is under 1 ounce, start over. If it is above, start over. Once it's 1 ounce its just right! Gently place it on the left piece of bread. Spread at the porportion of 2 inches over 3 seconds equalling 2 miles in 3 hours. Then get peanut butter. Creamy not chunky. And it has to be as brown as a pancake cooked perfectly. Take the same amout of peanut butter as the jelly, spread at same speed, but this time in a perfect circle. (3.14) Or PI (TT) Then when both breads are completes covered, you must pray and thank Hashem (Jewish god) for giving us PEANUSTIUS, BUTTERAS, JELLYMUS. Put together both slices gently so nothing squirts out. Then have an epic lunch. Or dinner. Or BRUNCH.

Because your fancy like that.

FLUBBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.......ITS epic.........

aww back in the day

history of rock

IN 1951, the first rock record was released

then in 1953, Elvis makes his first private recordings

in 1959, The great Buddy Holly is killed in a plane crash.

ON TO THE sixties!!!

1964, Beatles hit America with a British invasion

1965      Bob Dylan plugs in at the Newport Folk Festival

in 1970  Grateful Dead release both Workingman's Dead and American Beauty

then a tradgedy

the Beatles break up in that same year

in 1972 Smokey Robinson leaves The Miracles and does his own thing

1977, the famous Elvis dies

1978, Van Haelen releases their first album YAY!

1979, the who realeses movies, go on tour, and 11 people are trampled to death at a concert

1980, John Lennon is murdered in his apartment ROCK IS VIOLENT!

1982, Thriller album by MJ is released IS THAT EVEN ROCK?

1985, we are the world is recorded for the people suffering in USA and AFRICA

1986, rolling stones get a grammy

1993, u2 finishes world tour

1995, rock and roll hall of fame and museum opens in clevelend

NOW A DAYS

WE HAVE BANDS LIKE

ONEREPUBLIC

GREEN DAY

LINKIN PARK

THEY ALL SUCK

SO REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS

AND BANDS

LIKE U2

THE BEATLES

OZZIE OSBORN

LED ZEPPLIN

AC-DC

AND MORE

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THANKSSS

Its a double rainbow! D-D-D-D-D--D--D-D-D- DOUBLE RAINBOW!

T-T-T-T-T-T-T--T-T TRIPLE RAINBOW

ATTACK OF THE LLAMA

It flew across the sky. Nobody could make out what anonymous was. 'Its a Bird!' 'Its a Plane!' 'Its Steven From Arrowsmith dreaming on!' No, it's SUPER LLAMA! With its spontaneous fur, how can you tell if it was a llama or an alpaca? The llama flew down with a gentle breeze. He tricked the humans with his soft fur and he took out his laser and shot them. It (or he for it didn't really have a gender) said,"One small prance for llamas, One giant prance for llama-kind." And he dashed into the sunlight. Alpacas were scarred for life.

Warning

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ummm

I am forgetting how to edit the blog and put on cool backgrounds and embeds

epic

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